Happy Blog-Mitzvah to me!
Posted by Sam at 9:56 AM

Sambot.com has hit a very important milestone this morning. Yes, there comes a time in every young blogger's life where she or he must confront this demon. It's inevitable, evil, and uncalled for. Yet, it's also a sign of growth... an indication that this little blog is reaching out and touching the lives of the belligerent. Touching them right in grundle.

At this point, I'd like to call attention to my very first hostile comment to a post (and of course, it was posted by Anonymous). It came late last night, to my second post (posted Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 4:03 pm) entitled, New iPods. I care... don't I? Here it is... oh, pay special attention to the "apple sucks ass" opening and closing tags (as any web monkey knows, it's crucial to close those tags... some impressive html here!):

apple sucks ass
that is why you did not buy it sammy

(remember ipods have awful sound for an insanely high price. ipod=ipiss)
apple sucks ass

See... isn't that nice? I feel like I'm really doing something worthwhile for the community. Anyway, I truly feel like an adult blogger now. It's like I just had my Blog-Mitzvah! And now, I'm a man.

*NEWS FLASH* I've just noticed that there is another stellar comment! This time it was posted to Ummm... Nice Socks. Again, brilliant in it's simplicity: "apple sucks." Oh, Anonymous... one day we shall know your true identity. Hopefully then, we will understand your rage...

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sam, this is your hero, and no it is not the lead singer of crotch duster. this is frank and i am here to say that i better get full mention in this little blog of yours about my greatness in all that i say and do. remember RTMFOMF. later

Comment By Anonymous on December 07, 2004 11:52 PM

sam im so happy for you!!!! mazel tov!!!

Comment By manuel noriega on December 07, 2004 11:55 PM

Congrats Sam (who the hell would call you Sammy?) now you are a man. Well my student just finished her test which means I can go home and steal a power nap. I have been awake now since 4am yesterday!

me

Comment By TheDarkLordDerfla on December 08, 2004 2:24 PM