Friday, December 03, 2004

Only Two Hours Late to Work Today
Posted by Sam at 1:27 PM

I'm a good employee... Really. I mean, I was only two hours late to work today. In the grand scheme of things, what's two hours? I guess that my motivation has been in downward spiral mode ever since the incident.

The interesting thing is that I brought in a dozen donuts for the office today. Instead of my three bosses being peeved about my tardiness, they treated me like a hero. Only in this country would a box of deep fried, candy coated, glaze encrusted, sprinkle wearing, chocolate creme infused, sugar death bombs, make up for slacking at work.

Mmm... sugar death bombs...

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Sugar death bombs! My favorite food! I hope that when I die, I'm eating a donut. At least I'd die happy.

Comment By Anonymous on December 03, 2004 5:41 PM

Funny enough, that worked for me a couple times, too. Back when I worked at Faceless Co., Inc.

Comment By Blackwatch on December 04, 2004 5:14 PM

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