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Wednesday, December 01, 2004
Really Gross Noises
Posted by Sam at 11:05 AM
Being sick undeniably blows ass. There are a few perks however:
1) You get to make really gross noises
2) You hallucinate (at least I do)
3) Sympathy
4) You get to make really gross noises (did I mention that already?)
Anyway, I think the worst of it is behind me. But fear not, the gross noises will prevail... regardless of my health!
Oh... and I was forced to miss the Pixies show last night. The Pixies. The fucking Pixies. In their goddamn home town. Fuck!
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How could you fail to mention the booties?!
Those were definitely the highlight of your sickness for me.
s 2.0
Comment By Anonymous on December 01, 2004 2:01 PM
booties? I think that requires more story...or a pic...or a memory wipe.
sorry you missed the show, what with being mentally ill and all. i hope the time spent at Arkam Asylum will help you out. i just hope you don't hallucinate that you are at work. that'd be bad.
Comment By Blackwatch on December 03, 2004 11:33 AM
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Sam is an amazing and humble guy. Once, he rushed into a burning building, up six flights of stairs to save a kitten from certain death. He speaks eight languages, has mastered three varieties of martial arts, is a wine expert, and is a pulitzer prize winning author. Sam is an international heart-throb who prefers a quiet evening at home knitting afghans for the homeless, to the go-go, glitz and glamor of the party scene. I think the day he won the silver medal for ballroom dancing at the 98 olympics was the happiest of his life. Pretty impressive for a guy who never finished the 8th grade. - Carrie, 04