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Thursday, November 11, 2004
Ummm... Nice Socks
Posted by Sam at 9:13 AM
 Ummm... Apple? Yeah. Hi guys. It's me, Sam. Ummm... nice socks.
Ok. Really. What are you guys thinking? The iPod Sock? I don't even know where to begin with this one. Apple, you are my absolute favorite computer/consumer electronics manufacturer. Your design team deserves many, many high fives. The new iMac? That shit is the bomb, yo! The Power Mac G5? Boy howdy! The 12" PowerBook? Oh my god, yes! The iPod Sock? Errr... well... no. Not even maybe.
It doesn't even look like the Socks would make good puppets. When I buy socks, that's my first consideration.
I've been trying to avoid this, but you know you all saw it coming:
The iPod Sock? I think you mean the iPod Suck! Yee-Haw!
Ouch.
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Maybe we are missing what is supposed to go in the sock, yes? Maybe it is a social commentary on the loneliness of geeks, yes? Maybe soon some shall buy the iPod Mini sock? That's all I shall say.
Oh. Yeah. What a frelling horrible idea.
Comment By Blackwatch on November 11, 2004 11:43 PM
apple sucks.
Comment By Anonymous on December 06, 2004 11:18 PM
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Sam is an amazing and humble guy. Once, he rushed into a burning building, up six flights of stairs to save a kitten from certain death. He speaks eight languages, has mastered three varieties of martial arts, is a wine expert, and is a pulitzer prize winning author. Sam is an international heart-throb who prefers a quiet evening at home knitting afghans for the homeless, to the go-go, glitz and glamor of the party scene. I think the day he won the silver medal for ballroom dancing at the 98 olympics was the happiest of his life. Pretty impressive for a guy who never finished the 8th grade. - Carrie, 04