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Friday, October 29, 2004
If Only I Had Children
Posted by Sam at 8:28 AM
 I wish that I had a kid. I wish that I had a kid so that I could dress them up. I wish that I had a kid so that I could dress them up to make a political statement. I wish that I had a kid so that I could dress them up to make a political statement and have them mow my lawn. I wish that I had a lawn.
The point is, these costumes are pretty funny and well thought out. And while my costume is more sad than funny really (and by sad I actually mean pathetic), I feel obligated to bring some light to the costumes that are a bit more meaningful.
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I *do* have a kid! He's gonna be a cowboy!!!
Comment By Blackwatch on October 29, 2004 3:57 PM
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Sam is an amazing and humble guy. Once, he rushed into a burning building, up six flights of stairs to save a kitten from certain death. He speaks eight languages, has mastered three varieties of martial arts, is a wine expert, and is a pulitzer prize winning author. Sam is an international heart-throb who prefers a quiet evening at home knitting afghans for the homeless, to the go-go, glitz and glamor of the party scene. I think the day he won the silver medal for ballroom dancing at the 98 olympics was the happiest of his life. Pretty impressive for a guy who never finished the 8th grade. - Carrie, 04