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Thursday, December 23, 2004
My Friend Jenn is Getting Hitched!
Posted by Sam at 11:04 AM
 Whoa. I'm totally stoked for her. Her soon-to-be husband is such a cool guy. My friend Jenn is such a cool gal. They're gonna be such a cool married couple. Yeah marriage!
Now I want to get married. Someone marry me... quick... before I get bored with that idea and move on to something else. Like teaching monkeys to fight.
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marriage is the first nail in the coffin of life.
also, my back really hurt that day.
Comment By Dr. Kennedy on December 24, 2004 12:16 AM
Also, Sam, why did you not link to this:
Monkey VS Robot
Comment By Dr. Kennedy on December 24, 2004 12:19 AM
I'll be your sham noho wife sam... as long as we can have a child and name it Sabbath...
Comment By kjwaggon on December 27, 2004 9:26 AM
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Sam is an amazing and humble guy. Once, he rushed into a burning building, up six flights of stairs to save a kitten from certain death. He speaks eight languages, has mastered three varieties of martial arts, is a wine expert, and is a pulitzer prize winning author. Sam is an international heart-throb who prefers a quiet evening at home knitting afghans for the homeless, to the go-go, glitz and glamor of the party scene. I think the day he won the silver medal for ballroom dancing at the 98 olympics was the happiest of his life. Pretty impressive for a guy who never finished the 8th grade. - Carrie, 04