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Friday, March 04, 2005
The Wintertime Benefits of Flamethrower Ownership
Posted by Sam at 9:15 AM
 From the depths of the tepid inferno, my pal Mike, proponent of the almighty flamethrower, blogs about the wintertime benefits of flamethrower ownership. Words and illustrations by Mike himself... this is a blog entry not to miss.
As a winter related side note, three quarters of the crew at my homestead are going snowboarding tonight. Yea! I haven't been in more than two years. But my board is freshly waxed, my snow pants are one size too small, and my boots are just as uncomfortable as ever. So I feel ready. My only question is whether I'll be able to blog in a full body cast... and whether the hospital has wireless internet. Let's hope so, because that is where I will be inevitably spending my weekend.
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Sam,
Thanks for the coverage...I hope you survive your Xtreme Boarding challenge. However, if you should perish can I have all of your good stuff?
Comment By TheDarkLordDerfla on March 04, 2005 11:51 AM
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Sam is an amazing and humble guy. Once, he rushed into a burning building, up six flights of stairs to save a kitten from certain death. He speaks eight languages, has mastered three varieties of martial arts, is a wine expert, and is a pulitzer prize winning author. Sam is an international heart-throb who prefers a quiet evening at home knitting afghans for the homeless, to the go-go, glitz and glamor of the party scene. I think the day he won the silver medal for ballroom dancing at the 98 olympics was the happiest of his life. Pretty impressive for a guy who never finished the 8th grade. - Carrie, 04
