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Saturday, February 26, 2005
Puked On By Art
Posted by Sam at 3:16 PM
 Well, it's Saturday and I'm hanging out in JavaNet. Surprise surprise. What makes today's JavaNet excursion post-worthy is the fact that I'm sitting in a brand new location... directly under some local artist's sculpture. It's a sort of found-art/trash-art hanging face, with a wide open mouth, elongated nose piece, and a chain link goatee. Really interesting. Really cool. I'm proud to sit underneath it. The one exception to it's coolness is that I'm pretty sure that it's throwing up on me... at a frequency of about every ten minutes. Yeah, every ten minutes or so, I feel crud fall from its direction and land on my head. I look up at it and I'm pretty sure that I see it stifling a sinister chuckle. I told the dude sitting next to me that, "I think this sculpture is throwing up on me." He smiled, nodded, and slid his chair a few inches away. I guess that I don't blame him. I wouldn't want to sit next to the target of art puke either.
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Everyones a critic!
Comment By TheDarkLordDerfla on February 27, 2005 11:29 AM
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Sam is an amazing and humble guy. Once, he rushed into a burning building, up six flights of stairs to save a kitten from certain death. He speaks eight languages, has mastered three varieties of martial arts, is a wine expert, and is a pulitzer prize winning author. Sam is an international heart-throb who prefers a quiet evening at home knitting afghans for the homeless, to the go-go, glitz and glamor of the party scene. I think the day he won the silver medal for ballroom dancing at the 98 olympics was the happiest of his life. Pretty impressive for a guy who never finished the 8th grade. - Carrie, 04