Thursday, March 09, 2006

Sucked into the Caffeine-Free Vortex
Posted by Sam at 11:36 AM | tags: ,

I inadvertently went the entire day (yesterday) without coffee. I don't know what the hell I was thinking. Apparently, I wasn't thinking. More accurately, I was incapable of thinking. The omission of coffee from my daily affairs affected everything: my goddamn dreams, my goddamn ability to form complete goddamn sentences, my goddamn attention span, my goddamn digestive system... in short, my entire goddamn life.

As I write this, the time is 11:19 a.m., and I am on my second cup o' the good stuff. Today's goal: make up for lost time. Because, let's face it, yesterday was sucked into the caffeine-free vortex.

They say space is a vacuum... without atmosphere... empty... cold... dark... lifeless... That's me, baby... that's me without my beloved.

empty... cold... dark... lifeless...

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I feel your pain. The other day I did the same thing. Inadvertent, leading to empty, cold, dark.


Comment By Jim on March 09, 2006 3:11 PM

you must never leave home without 'lil joe' to serve as a reminder to never inadvertantly neglect coffee consumation...i mean consumption

Comment By bryan on March 09, 2006 3:55 PM

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