Withdrawal
Posted by Sam at 6:34 PM | tags: coffee

My parents don't believe in caffeine. They keep a "dry" household. What is this decaf crap!? I don't know how much longer I can be here sans caffeine. I'm starting to get a withdrawal headache and my hands are beginning to stop shaking. I don't like this. Not one bit. If I don't get a cup of regular coffee soon, I might be forced to eat the dried coffee crustules scraped from the bottom of my car cup holders. Mmm... crustules...

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sam, you and i well know that there is a finely established starbucks about two miles from your parents house across the street from Big Y. get off your ass and get some coffee.

Comment By bryan on February 15, 2006 8:13 PM

Bryan... If only it were that simple. Certain events are keeping me confined to the household today (more on that later). But the lure of the not-so-distant Starbucks is a powerful one. Trust me, if it were possible, I'd be there right now.

Comment By Sam on February 15, 2006 8:19 PM

LOL. I was just explaining to my wife that if she has one mug of coffee and I had the rest of the pot, I only drank 4 mugs worth. Not 8-9 cups.

I don't know how they can call a 10-cup coffee pot ten cups.

There's no decaf in this household.

Comment By Ed Kohler on March 05, 2006 3:32 PM