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Friday, May 20, 2005
A Personal Revelation
Posted by Sam at 9:22 AM
 I've just discovered that, when eating garlic bagels with cream cheese, I can reattach all of the fallen garlic bits back onto the bagel by dumping them into the overflowing with cream cheese bagel hole... where they adhere instantly to the overloaded cream cheese... and... ummm... I can't believe that I haven't blogged all week and then, when I finally come back to the scene, it's with a personal revelation concerning garlic bagels. Awesome!
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you can also glue them to the cream cheese that flows off the sides. that's what i used to do, because if youre going to have garlic breath you may as well go all the way.
Comment By manuel noriega on May 20, 2005 11:56 AM
Speaking of garlic bagels and cream cheese...I miss Dunkin Donuts. The closest one is 20 minutes away and it is gross cuz it is one of the small ones by the airport. I want a bagel, egg and cheese please. Thanks for making me jealous Sam.
Comment By Anonymous on May 20, 2005 7:46 PM
There are no dukin donuts in England.
Nor CVS.
I am starting to get antsy.
Comment By Dr. Kennedy on May 21, 2005 5:48 AM
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Sam is an amazing and humble guy. Once, he rushed into a burning building, up six flights of stairs to save a kitten from certain death. He speaks eight languages, has mastered three varieties of martial arts, is a wine expert, and is a pulitzer prize winning author. Sam is an international heart-throb who prefers a quiet evening at home knitting afghans for the homeless, to the go-go, glitz and glamor of the party scene. I think the day he won the silver medal for ballroom dancing at the 98 olympics was the happiest of his life. Pretty impressive for a guy who never finished the 8th grade. - Carrie, 04