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Monday, April 04, 2005
Sam, You're a Bastard and I Hate You
Posted by Sam at 7:37 AM
If you don't know by now... or, if you're not one to click links... the last post was an April Fools joke. I don't have a secret girlfriend (much to my dismay), nor will I be having a child with her.
Over the weekend, I received many emails and many fone calls. Both consisted of similarly structured conversations. Sample fone call:
"Sam, you're a bastard and I hate you."
"...but, I..."
"Shut up, Jerk!" *click*
It's all good though. Who needs friends when one has a blog? Just kidding. I love you guys...
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Sam is an amazing and humble guy. Once, he rushed into a burning building, up six flights of stairs to save a kitten from certain death. He speaks eight languages, has mastered three varieties of martial arts, is a wine expert, and is a pulitzer prize winning author. Sam is an international heart-throb who prefers a quiet evening at home knitting afghans for the homeless, to the go-go, glitz and glamor of the party scene. I think the day he won the silver medal for ballroom dancing at the 98 olympics was the happiest of his life. Pretty impressive for a guy who never finished the 8th grade. - Carrie, 04