Monday, May 09, 2005

I'll Make Such a Beautiful Bride
Posted by Sam at 2:35 PM

I blinked and the weekend was over. Whoa. Where did it go? I guess family time consumed it in its entirety. A wedding, Mother's Day, my little sister's triumphant (albeit brief) return... and now here I am... again... back at my desk, in my office, soaking up the toxic, cancer causing fumes from this 15-year-old behemoth of a copy machine sitting next to me... that exists only to increase my blood pressure and consequently, shorten my life. (Remember that scene in Office Space where they bring that troublesome fax machine into an empty field and beat the living snot out of it? Oh man... You better watch your back, copy machine. One more paper jam... just one more... and you, me, and my good friend, Smashy McSledgehammer, are gonna go for a ride. Capice?)

Ok... I totally lost my focus. I was planning on posting about this weekend's events. Boring! Instead, I'll leave you with the above photo. That's me, at the wedding, holding my sister's maid of honor flower thingy, looking off into the distance and envisioning a future where it's me wearing the billowy white gown and veil. I'll make such beautiful bride... I mean groom... I mean hansom... er... tux! I'll be wearing a tux. Arghhh! I have a penis! Really...

Anyway (changing the subject), I sincerely hope that everyone's Mother's Day was spectacular. Yea for moms!

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such a hottie!

I'd like to think that I had something to do with that, since I said I liked the M-sized suit instead of the L-sized one.

Comment By s2.0 on May 09, 2005 5:01 PM

youre going to make such a beautiful bride someday. i can see you now at the mac sponsored ceremony... holding a bouquet of apples and apple blossoms, in a sleak and funcional yet elegant gown and steve jobs carring your trane as you walk down the aisle, while your father holds your computer because you couldnt decide who should give you away.

Comment By manuel noriega on May 11, 2005 1:27 AM

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