Monday, April 04, 2005

Sam, You're a Bastard and I Hate You
Posted by Sam at 7:37 AM

If you don't know by now... or, if you're not one to click links... the last post was an April Fools joke. I don't have a secret girlfriend (much to my dismay), nor will I be having a child with her.

Over the weekend, I received many emails and many fone calls. Both consisted of similarly structured conversations. Sample fone call:

"Sam, you're a bastard and I hate you."
"...but, I..."
"Shut up, Jerk!" *click*


It's all good though. Who needs friends when one has a blog? Just kidding. I love you guys...

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