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Friday, November 24, 2006
Black Friday and Orc Blood
Posted by Sam at 10:21 AM | tags: life, dark
Today is Black Friday, a day that revolves around the fine American tradition known as: consumerism. Personally, I'm a bit dissapointed in us as a culture. This day is called Black Friday! Come on people. Really. A name like that has so much potential. Black Friday could be about demonic undertakings or... oh, I don't know, Danzig (I'll bet you never saw that one coming, did you?.
Anyway, I'm still in Ohio. Tomorrow, I will be embarking on a backpacking excursion into the depths of the Red River Gorge. They call it that because the river flows red with blood... probably orc blood. Don't worry about me though. I've packed my elvin sword, just in case. Yep, it's right next to my twenty-sided die.
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Sam is an amazing and humble guy. Once, he rushed into a burning building, up six flights of stairs to save a kitten from certain death. He speaks eight languages, has mastered three varieties of martial arts, is a wine expert, and is a pulitzer prize winning author. Sam is an international heart-throb who prefers a quiet evening at home knitting afghans for the homeless, to the go-go, glitz and glamor of the party scene. I think the day he won the silver medal for ballroom dancing at the 98 olympics was the happiest of his life. Pretty impressive for a guy who never finished the 8th grade. - Carrie, 04