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Friday, July 01, 2005
Hail Satan!
Posted by Sam at 11:26 PM
 Hmmm... I just checked out my June web stats via The Webalizer (it would enhance this post greatly if you would use your most intimidating Arnold voice while reading the words "The Webalizer." Thank you for your cooperation). The following is a list of the top 5 search strings that users submitted to their favorite search engine, which in turn pointed them to sambot.com (those poor, misguided souls):
1) satan
2) death star
3) guitar smash
4) darkness
5) smash guitar
Satan as number one!? Hell yeah! Although, I can't help but be a little concerned. Ah well, I sold my immortal soul to the devil long ago... in exchange for a Nintendo, as I recall.
My favorite search string however, clocks in at lucky number 14.
14) toilet
Oh, how appropriate.
Click here for the full list.
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Sam,
I think that you are making this stuff up, while I belive that somone might name a program with a silly name like the "webalizer," but I do not believe for a moment that people are typing in the search term "a picture of a room in the dark." i for one think that you photoshopped this entire entry.
I applaud your skills but not your deception. Shame on you!
Comment By TheDarkLordDerfla on July 02, 2005 12:01 PM
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Sam is an amazing and humble guy. Once, he rushed into a burning building, up six flights of stairs to save a kitten from certain death. He speaks eight languages, has mastered three varieties of martial arts, is a wine expert, and is a pulitzer prize winning author. Sam is an international heart-throb who prefers a quiet evening at home knitting afghans for the homeless, to the go-go, glitz and glamor of the party scene. I think the day he won the silver medal for ballroom dancing at the 98 olympics was the happiest of his life. Pretty impressive for a guy who never finished the 8th grade. - Carrie, 04
