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Monday, January 10, 2005
I'm In Love With My Drug Dealer
Posted by Sam at 11:31 PM
Why is it that I often find myself attracted to women who serve me coffee? What is it about the barista that I find so alluring? I'm sure it has nothing to do with my caffeine predilection. It can't be that these heroines of coffee feed my addiction... my drug. It's not that they play with my dependancy. I just need one fix... from you. My beautiful savior... Giver of the lifeblood.
Whoa... I definitely think it's time to switch to decaf.
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who is your coffee girlfriend? you should totally ask her out. were you wearing the hat?
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Sam is an amazing and humble guy. Once, he rushed into a burning building, up six flights of stairs to save a kitten from certain death. He speaks eight languages, has mastered three varieties of martial arts, is a wine expert, and is a pulitzer prize winning author. Sam is an international heart-throb who prefers a quiet evening at home knitting afghans for the homeless, to the go-go, glitz and glamor of the party scene. I think the day he won the silver medal for ballroom dancing at the 98 olympics was the happiest of his life. Pretty impressive for a guy who never finished the 8th grade. - Carrie, 04