Friday, July 01, 2005

Hail Satan!
Posted by Sam at 11:26 PM

Hmmm... I just checked out my June web stats via The Webalizer (it would enhance this post greatly if you would use your most intimidating Arnold voice while reading the words "The Webalizer." Thank you for your cooperation). The following is a list of the top 5 search strings that users submitted to their favorite search engine, which in turn pointed them to sambot.com (those poor, misguided souls):

1) satan
2) death star
3) guitar smash
4) darkness
5) smash guitar

Satan as number one!? Hell yeah! Although, I can't help but be a little concerned. Ah well, I sold my immortal soul to the devil long ago... in exchange for a Nintendo, as I recall.

My favorite search string however, clocks in at lucky number 14.

14) toilet

Oh, how appropriate.

Click here for the full list.

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Sam,

I think that you are making this stuff up, while I belive that somone might name a program with a silly name like the "webalizer," but I do not believe for a moment that people are typing in the search term "a picture of a room in the dark." i for one think that you photoshopped this entire entry.

I applaud your skills but not your deception. Shame on you!

Comment By TheDarkLordDerfla on July 02, 2005 12:01 PM

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