Monday, January 10, 2005

I'm In Love With My Drug Dealer
Posted by Sam at 11:31 PM

Why is it that I often find myself attracted to women who serve me coffee? What is it about the barista that I find so alluring? I'm sure it has nothing to do with my caffeine predilection. It can't be that these heroines of coffee feed my addiction... my drug. It's not that they play with my dependancy. I just need one fix... from you. My beautiful savior... Giver of the lifeblood.

Whoa... I definitely think it's time to switch to decaf.

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who is your coffee girlfriend? you should totally ask her out. were you wearing the hat?

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