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Monday, January 02, 2006
How I Know I'm Getting Old, Reason #328
Posted by Sam at 10:16 PM | tags: life, audio
 Today, while listening to something new, I actually had to turn the bass down.
Pathetic, I know. My only consolation is that it'll all be over soon. It can't be long now... till they turn me into Soylent Green. And then finally, after taking so much from the community, I'll be able to give something back.
"Soon they'll be breeding us like cattle! You've got to warn everyone and tell them! Soylent green is made of people! You've got to tell them! Soylent green is people!"
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you are fired.
seriously
so fired.
i don't know if i can even be your friend anymore.
Comment By Dr. Kennedy on January 03, 2006 11:12 AM
Shit!
I just spewed Soylent Green all over my keyboard...wait you turned down the Bass? You wuss...maybe you are not the man to help complete the Bass Cab I have lovingly dubbed "Monolith."
Comment By TheDarkLordDerfla on January 03, 2006 12:08 PM
now..i may be going against the grain here, but what i think you have experienced, sam, is a natural maturation of music listening skill.
who says all albums are mixed equal???
its been part of your life long evolution to fine tune your music listening skills and adjust for maximum enjoyment.
Comment By bryan on January 03, 2006 4:34 PM
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Sam is an amazing and humble guy. Once, he rushed into a burning building, up six flights of stairs to save a kitten from certain death. He speaks eight languages, has mastered three varieties of martial arts, is a wine expert, and is a pulitzer prize winning author. Sam is an international heart-throb who prefers a quiet evening at home knitting afghans for the homeless, to the go-go, glitz and glamor of the party scene. I think the day he won the silver medal for ballroom dancing at the 98 olympics was the happiest of his life. Pretty impressive for a guy who never finished the 8th grade. - Carrie, 04