Tuesday, February 28, 2006

6:43 PM

$100 dollars well spent...mabye, maybe not...but it WILL be money spent and you know that within a week you'll see more than a few iPods graced with new hip clothing of the matrix

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Posted by bryan to sam bot dot com at 2/28/2006 06:44:54 PM

4:37 PM

Oh right... I almost forgot about the one-hundred-buck, leather iPod case. Umm. Yep. That's sure to be $100 well spent.

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Posted by Sam to sam bot dot com at 2/28/2006 04:40:55 PM

Thursday, February 23, 2006

8:17 PM

all i have to say is that it really doesnt matter what the hell it is....Apple has allowed us to live our lives of future sci-fi in the present moment...and that's damn cool!

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Posted by bryan to sam bot dot com at 2/23/2006 08:17:36 PM

8:06 PM

It looks like ~stevenf beat me to punch line with the ridiculousness of the blurry camera phone photos. Check out his post. It's a brilliant mockery of the Mac community during our finest moments... the days before an Apple scheduled event. Haha!

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Posted by Sam to sam bot dot com at 2/23/2006 08:09:59 PM

11:36 AM

i thought you got two pairs of the same exact pant? what happened to those? when do we get to go on the great american pants search?

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Posted by manuel noriega to sam bot dot com at 2/23/2006 11:38:57 AM

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

6:13 PM

i bought some tan man pants at old navy for 15.00 this weekend.

for mike.

not me.

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Posted by Coll to sam bot dot com at 2/22/2006 06:13:45 PM

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

1:44 PM

who doesnt have a thing for corpses? honestly. im just suprised the driver is so vocal about it.

tom k.

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Posted by Anonymous to sam bot dot com at 2/21/2006 01:45:14 PM

8:19 AM

At my grandfather's funeral I tried to claim shotgun in the hearse but my cousin Christopher beat me to it, so I called shotgun in my cousin Patrick's car...so I was the second coolest pallbearer at the funeral.

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Posted by TheDarkLordDerfla to sam bot dot com at 2/21/2006 08:21:01 AM

Sunday, February 19, 2006

8:57 PM

Sorry for your loss, Sam. However, it sounds like you'll have some of those memories forever... and thats a great thing.

-markd

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Posted by Anonymous to sam bot dot com at 2/19/2006 08:59:59 PM

Saturday, February 18, 2006

12:06 AM

thats not nyqil thats walmart-special if it was nyqil it would not help.

thank for the infor into your world

I drank the whole thing

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Posted by nyqillman to sam bot dot com at 2/18/2006 12:08:52 AM

Friday, February 17, 2006

3:41 PM

Sam,

I'm truly sorry. He sounded like a good man and a great grandfather. I hope you and your family are doing ok.

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Posted by Blackwatch to sam bot dot com at 2/17/2006 03:42:18 PM

12:48 PM

I'm so sorry to hear about your Zaideh, Sam. I hope you're doing ok!

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Posted by Micah MacAllen to sam bot dot com at 2/17/2006 12:50:09 PM

10:30 AM

Like the rest of the men in your family, he's one sexy dude.

Sorry champ.

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Posted by Dr. Kennedy to sam bot dot com at 2/17/2006 10:30:59 AM

8:38 AM

Awwwe Sam, i am so sorry to hear about your Zaideh. I will never miss hearing the stories you tell about him. : )

~Jenn

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Posted by Anonymous to sam bot dot com at 2/17/2006 08:36:17 AM

7:31 AM

sorry to hear about your grandfather Sam...he sounds like he was an amazing person.

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Posted by Hayley to sam bot dot com at 2/17/2006 07:34:31 AM

Thursday, February 16, 2006

4:21 PM

Well done.

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Posted by TheDarkLordDerfla to sam bot dot com at 2/16/2006 04:22:03 PM

4:04 PM

Sam, thank you for sharing. and please pass on my condolences to your family.

and in light of this new information i'd like to retract my wise crack about he coffee from last nite.

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Posted by bryan to sam bot dot com at 2/16/2006 04:04:38 PM

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

8:49 PM

Bryan... If only it were that simple. Certain events are keeping me confined to the household today (more on that later). But the lure of the not-so-distant Starbucks is a powerful one. Trust me, if it were possible, I'd be there right now.

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Posted by Sam to sam bot dot com at 2/15/2006 08:19:10 PM

8:49 PM

sam, you and i well know that there is a finely established starbucks about two miles from your parents house across the street from Big Y. get off your ass and get some coffee.

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Posted by bryan to sam bot dot com at 2/15/2006 08:13:18 PM

Monday, February 13, 2006

1:15 AM

Maybe you want to checkout out my take on categories.

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Posted by Amit to sam bot dot com at 2/13/2006 01:15:15 AM

Friday, February 10, 2006

8:15 AM

Shan't, a contraction of Shall Not, is a perfectly legitimate and predominately British term.

- "I shan't have tea and jam ever again."

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Posted by bryan to sam bot dot com at 2/10/2006 08:17:28 AM

Thursday, February 09, 2006

1:03 PM

umm...wwwwhat???

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Posted by bryan to sam bot dot com at 2/09/2006 01:03:45 PM

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

9:07 PM

And... the shoddy camera phone photo? That's a picture of the cup with a coffee soaked napkin adhered to the side.

You know it's a good post when you have to explain it. Twice.

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Posted by Sam to sam bot dot com at 2/08/2006 09:07:10 PM

9:03 PM

Oh... this morning's coffee cup had a leak in it, and consequently, ruined the entire coffee consumption experience. I guess this post is a tad cryptic. My bad. In my defense, however, there was more coffee on my shoes than in my bloodstream when I had originally scribed this entry... so the ol' brain hadn't quite been warmed up yet. My toes, however, they were nice and toasty!

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Posted by Sam to sam bot dot com at 2/08/2006 09:03:50 PM

8:06 PM

um..i dont get it...

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Posted by bryan to sam bot dot com at 2/08/2006 08:06:54 PM

5:17 AM

Hey, i was at this show, I was the one that they shined the spotlight on when michael mentioned me (the man with the red hat) aka the pumpkin hat a blonde later threw onto the stage haha...anyway...was wondering if you have more footage of the show, ive seen opeth 3 times including that time and its always good to watch them perform :)
i dont know if this is a current site but if you do have more footage id love to see it, and if you were to be so kind as to show it to me id be eternally grateful ^_^ aim name: highwaydclxvi

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Posted by Anonymous to sam bot dot com at 2/08/2006 05:19:38 AM

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

6:08 PM

Sam

That sounds like an...interesting...day. Usually I find that when my pants don't fit, it's cuz they are someone elses.

Your horse slide show sounds interesting. I think you should gussy it up by showing what happens after the horse passes away.

"Please change the slide at the beep"

*beep*

"Here's Sidesaddle. Once a magnificent race pony. Now a husk of lifeless meat. But, oh, what meat!"

*beep*

"You see, after Sidesaddle broke her leg, her owner carefully and respectfully unloaded his .50 Caliber Desert Eagle into her skull, ensuring a quick and painless passing."

*beep*

"After this ritual, Sidesaddle is picked up by the truck from Sunny Farms, where her body will be properly disposed of."

*beep*

"At Sunny Farms, Sidesaddle is unloaded into a 'hopper' where her body is moved in for processing"

*beep*

"After a little post-mortem 'processing', Sidesaddle is placed inside her semi-final resting containers, where her meat can stay fresh and juicy for aeons."

*beep*

"Sunny Farms Canned Meat. When the best is good enough!"

*beep*

"This has been an 'eat meat' production.

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Posted by Blackwatch to sam bot dot com at 2/07/2006 04:15:00 PM

6:08 PM

Wow!

I was going to add a funny comment about dead horses and Sam's suitability for a mixed media presentation about them but after the first comment why bother. Its been done.

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Posted by TheDarkLordDerfla to sam bot dot com at 2/07/2006 05:04:43 PM

Friday, February 03, 2006

1:27 AM

There must be a catch! The bid is only up to $2.50! I would bid but I'm almost positive it's a trick. It could really be a starbucks coffee cup with original sleeve could it? o.O :)

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Posted by Corbob to sam bot dot com at 2/03/2006 12:48:21 AM

1:26 AM

Just read this post on your blog and I must that I'm very freaked out. The haze really made my hair stand up.. I don't reccommend listening to "Of Montreal" while looking at those pics. Some of those hallways I thought I saw a figure.. I will finish up with the rest when there is decent light outside.

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Posted by Corbob to sam bot dot com at 2/03/2006 12:42:49 AM

Thursday, February 02, 2006

1:00 AM

what? why do i think that was some kind of personal attack? you know for a fact that there isnt one starbucks cup in our entire trash hole... er, i mean apartment. damn you!

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Posted by manuel noriega to sam bot dot com at 2/02/2006 01:02:07 AM

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