Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Palm, You've Done It Again!
Posted by Sam at 8:17 PM

Congrats Palm, you've done it again! You've added another unimpressive and uninspiring piece of hardware to your already lacking product line.

Those creative and forward-thinking guys and gals over at Palm Inc. (or Palm Pilot, or PalmOne, or Access OS, or whatever their name is this month), have just released a spectacular new product. Something so spectacular and new that you're likely to curl up in the nearest corner and cry. Yes, cry. Cry till your tear ducts have nothing left to cry and they poof out vapor clouds of dried tear powder. And when someone asks why you're crying in the corner (because inevitably, someone will), you can tell them that you're crying because now, thanks to the innovative innovations emanating from Palm's headquarters, humanity's long stint of suffering and agony is finally over. Brothers and sisters, these are not tears of sorrow. Nay! They are tears of joy! For today, Palm released a laptop. But wait! Not just any ol' laptop. It's a little laptop. Hurray!

See, not all that impressive, is it? What really gets me though is the mounds and mounds of media attention devoted to this product's release. Maybe I'm missing something... and perhaps you can help. Okay okay, fun time! Yay! Complete the following sentence: Palm's new laptop thingy is great because
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(I'll even start the first one.)

Comments: 3 | Post a Comment | Permalink

Palm's new laptop thingy is great because...

...now, in addition to carrying my Treo, PowerBook, and all the requisite accouterments, I get to haul around an under-powered laptop too! Yay!

Comment By Sam on May 30, 2007 8:38 PM

Palm's new laptop thingy is great because...

this Macbook is boosting my productivity waaay too much.

Comment By Mike on May 30, 2007 9:42 PM

Palm's new laptop thingy is great because...

...maybe it will be the last Palm device?

Comment By Blackwatch on May 31, 2007 9:01 AM

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