Saturday, January 21, 2006
Chuck Norris... Is there anything he can't do?
Posted by Sam at 7:41 PM | tags: life
Yeah, I know this has been digged, and most likeley boinged, and quite possibly slashdotted too. But I had to share it with the two or three remaining internet users who haven't read it yet. Prepare yourself (if you can) to learn everything you've ever wanted to know about Chuck Norris... but were afraid he'd roundhouse kick you in the face if you asked. Prepare yourself for CHUCK NORRIS FACTS.
Some of my favs include:
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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I totally sent you that link last month this proves that you don't read my emails...and I don't blame you.
Comment By TheDarkLordDerfla on January 22, 2006 10:16 AM
Sam you also have to mention the Chuck Backlash. Check out tshirthell.com
Some people aren't as thrilled and excited about Chuck as you
Comment By rafalek1979 on March 27, 2006 12:18 PM