Thursday, September 22, 2005
Posted by Sam at 3:54 PM | tags: coffee, life
These days, the only thing keeping me alive is coffee. But even the four cups per hour that I'm up to is starting to have little effect.
I'm seriously considering taking up smoking.
Or maybe I'll just start sweetening my coffee with ground caffeine pills instead of sugar... in addition to sugar?
Either way really.
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ahhh..coffee...cigarettes...from my experience smoking never made me feel more energized..oddly it helps me relax..not sure why. i tend to only smoke when stress in my life increases and perhaps it forces me to draw deep breaths which then slow me down...
is sam just up the limit on regular coffee? has espresso been a large part of your coffee intake? if not try adding some of that to your coffees or just getting the pressto espresso shots straight up...
Comment By bryan on September 22, 2005 5:25 PM
you have built up a tolerance to coffee the only cure is to detox. Try to make it through one week without coffee. That should reset your tolerance to zero or kill you...possibly both.
Comment By TheDarkLordDerfla on September 22, 2005 8:06 PM
Go get some yellowjackets, then eat them.
Put chocolate in your quadro-shot essssssspresssssooooo. Then have a Mt. Dew.
Or...like derfla said...detox. Don't do it for...a week, or weeks. Like other things you are detox'n from.
Stay strong, my coffee addicted friend. Oh! A woman may help! Get one of them! I hear they make great coffee!
Comment By Blackwatch on September 22, 2005 11:40 PM
Take a sledgehammer and pound one of your little toes.....that'll wake you up if the caffeine isn't doing the trick.
Comment By Jason D. on September 23, 2005 8:46 AM
As I sit here with my cup of coffee I realize that there is nothing worse than a CRUMMY cup of joe.
Comment By TheDarkLordDerfla on September 23, 2005 3:43 PM
Sam, my friend, hunt down Will Marshall, 36 Hampton Ave. alumnus, and ask him about "Will's coffee shake." 72 hours after you drink that, and you're down from the ceiling, call me.
Comment By Anonymous on September 26, 2005 5:10 PM