Wednesday, November 17, 2004

The Decimator!
Posted by Sam at 1:09 AM

Look at my new toy! I just couldn't resist. She's so pretty, isn't she? Now I just need a name for her. Something smooth, stylish, sophisticated... yet fun and spontaneous. I was thinking Abigail, or maybe Bjork. No... it needs to be more... ummm, cool. Like Satanica! Or Rocktagon! How 'bout The Decimator! Yes... that's totally it. The Decimator. Written in all caps. THE DECIMATOR! Maybe italics too. And a few extra exclamation points couldn't hurt. Let's try it out:

THE DECIMATOR!!!

Oh, that's nice. It has a certain ring to it. Rolls right off your tongue too...

Ok... so in the real world, I think my new guitar shall be named Melinda. Named for the tragic lost love in the Opeth song Face of Melinda.

Face of Melinda
by Opeth

By the turnstile beckons a damsel fair
The face of Melinda neath blackened hair
No joy would flicker in her eyes
Brooding sadness came to a rise...
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What a rockin' axe, yo! I think you should call it The Lumberjack, for all the axin' it's gonna do! Or, Melinda. I guess.

[sing]
I'm a Lumberjack and I'm ok
I sleep all night, I work all day

I cut down trees
I eat my meals
I got to lavotory
On Wednesday's I go shoppin'
Have butter scones for tea!

I'm a Lumberjack and I'm ok
I sleep all night, I work all day

I cut down trees
I skip and hop
I like to press wildflowers.
I dress in women's clothin'
And hang around in bars.

I'm a Lumberjack and I'm ok
I sleep all night, I work all day

I cut down trees
I wear high heels
Suspendees and a bra'r.
I wish I'd been a girly
Just like my dear ma'mar.

I'm a Lumberjack and I'm ok
I sleep all night, I work all day

[/sing]

See? parts of it fit, no?

Stupid blogger thought my "tags" were illegal, so i'm pretending to use ubb tags instead of pretending to use html tags. bastid.

Comment By Blackwatch on November 17, 2004 1:43 AM

I mean, if you can't use the name Blade, The DECIMATOR is the obvious second choice.

Comment By Anonymous on November 17, 2004 11:51 AM

Wow, I feel totally DECIMATED!!! I think that I am going to crawl underneath my desk and hide now. A fine looking battle axe Sam.

Comment By TheDarkLordDerfla on November 17, 2004 3:58 PM

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